
Sporked managing editor Gwynedd Stuart told me that she would like some CTC Pringles up in this reality, and, you know what? I couldn’t agree more. Yes, CTC has a cookie mix with Betty Crocker and Oreos had a cinnamon bun flavor back in 2016, but nothing recent of note from either of these guys, so I say there’s no time like the present. Imagine a Cinnamon Toast Crunch-flavored cookie with a Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal milk-flavored cream? Ugh, I’m salivating. I am very surprised this hasn’t happened already given that Cinnamon Toast Crunch has collaborated with pretty much every brand under the sun and Oreo seems to be scraping the bottom of the barrel to find new flavors. There isn’t a whole lot of ready-to-drink horchata sold out there, just sayin’. It would be sweet, cinnamon-y, creamy, and rice-y, not to mention unique. I mean who wouldn’t buy this? Partner with Rice Dream or some other major rice milk brand and give the world what it deserves: ice-cold CTC horchata straight from the fridge.

Bottled Cinnamon Toast Crunch Horchataīy gosh, this sounds divine. So, General Mills, creator of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and purveyor of a good chunk of the cereals on shelves in the U.S., here are my six new ideas for Cinnamon Toast Crunch-do with them what you will. But like all good things, their list of good ideas has to come to an end someday, and if I can push that day even even further into the future, I will do my level best to do that. Much like Lowes, they truly never stop improving.

Just this week they announced a Tres Leches Cinnamon Toast Crunch coming to stores soon.

The iconic cereal brand has given us churro-shaped CTC, Fuego (spicy) CTC, a CTC-flavored Swiss Miss hot drink mix, Cinnadust seasoning blend, and Krispy Kreme doughnuts. But besides being cannibalistic, these sugary, cinnamon-y “crazy squares,” are also known for something else: awesome innovation and product collabs. Everyone loves her, she’s downright fantastic, and her little mascots eat each other for some reason (no seriously, it’s one of the strangest ad campaigns out there). Cinnamon Toast Crunch (CTC) is the “it girl” of the cereal world, and you can’t convince me otherwise.
